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	<title>All Jenny &#187; Duh-isms</title>
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		<title>Duh-isms, Texting</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:45:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>If you have the iPhone, then you might have this problem, or it might just be me&#8230;</p> <p>To text is an every-so-often thing for me. For the most part, my texts are to and from the Boy. The iPhone stores the most recent text, or received text at the top &#8211; making that number [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p>If you have the iPhone, then you might have this problem, or it might just be me&#8230;</p>
<p>To text is an every-so-often thing for me. For the most part, my texts are to and from the Boy. The iPhone stores the most recent text, or received text at the top &#8211; making that number easily accessible &#8211; the Boy is my easy access<em> </em>. Once in awhile I get a text from friends and family. If I&#8217;m busy, I may forget to delete their message &#8211; leaving their number in the number one spot. Because of this, I&#8217;ve text&#8230;</p>
<p>a co-worker &#8211; &#8220;Goodnight puppy.&#8221;<br />
a friend &#8211; &#8220;Goodnight lover.&#8221;<br />
a friend &#8211; &#8220;I love you.&#8221;<br />
my sister &#8211; &#8220;Whatcha wearing?&#8221;<br />
a co-worker &#8211; &#8220;I miss you.&#8221;<br />
a co-worker &#8211; &#8220;Kisses.&#8221;<br />
a co-worker &#8211; &#8220;I can&#8217;t wait to see you tomorrow.&#8221;</p>
<p>The most embarrassing would be to the Nephew. He was in class when his phone went off. He looked at it thinking, &#8220;WTF.&#8221; He then showed his friend and said, &#8220;Do you think she meant to send this to me?&#8221; I then receive a text back saying, &#8220;haha wrong person.&#8221; I quickly respond, &#8220;OMG sorry =p.&#8221; Luckily it wasn&#8217;t the &#8220;Whatcha wearing?&#8221;, but still humiliating &#8211; I text, &#8220;Miss you sexy.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Duh-isms!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 03:49:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday morning, I woke up, reached for my glasses, and found that my glasses were not where I&#8217;d put them. Still groggy, I went to the bathroom (no glasses). I went to the living room (no glasses). I went to the kitchen (no glasses). I pulled out a flash light to check under the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Start Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><!-- End Shareaholic LikeButtonSetTop Automatic --><p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-560" title="Jenny MacBeth Duh-isms" src="http://www.jennymacbeth.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Duh31.jpg" alt="Duh3" width="192" height="144" />Yesterday morning, I woke up, reached for my glasses, and found that my glasses were not where I&#8217;d put them. Still groggy, I went to the bathroom (no glasses). I went to the living room (no glasses). I went to the kitchen (no glasses). I pulled out a flash light to check under the bed (no glasses, but it needs cleaned under there). Went back to the bathroom, living room, kitchen, then back under the bed.</p>
<p>DAMN IT! WHERE DID I PUT THOSE?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m the only one here, so no one could have run off with them. I tore apart the bed &#8211; tossing the blankets and pillows to the floor. Not on the dresser, not on the tables, not on the floor.</p>
<p>I come to terms that I&#8217;ll just have to wear my extra pair, then start to get ready for work. I look in the mirror when Duh! &#8211; I fell asleep with my glasses on.</p>
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